The Death Metal Project

2006-05-06T13:58:00.000-07:00

I know I need to try and stop posting so early,but I need to address an issue that makes me sick to my stomach.That issue is Denise Richards and Richie Sambora.They make a horrible couple.Why would Denise betray former best friend Heather Locklear by having an affair with her now ex-husband?! Gay GBA Game Of The Day: Board Games Classics.

2006-05-05T20:17:00.000-07:00

I am lonely tonight.My school dance was tonight and I didn't have anyone to go with.I might not ask out Jessica Reckert.I did have a cool night on the town with my friends,though.My myspace rocks.49 friends.My 50th friend will be my 2nd best friend.And dont forget my other nerdy blog, www.startrekdotorg.blogspot.com .Gay Gba Game Of The Day:Cinderella:Magical Dreams.It isn't a dream,it is a nightmare.

2006-05-04T13:55:00.000-07:00

It's funny how whenever you do a wordsearch,you can't find a word,even though it's right in front of you.I do not know what that means,just thought of it and wanted to post it.Anyway,today is a very special day.You get to see my picture.Yes.It is also on my myspace at www.myspace.com/emonick1 . I'm ugly,I know.I also will begin our segment:Gay GBA game of the day.These games are real.GGBAGOTD: Elf Bowling.You bowl elves.How GAY!Anyway,go to www.blinkyou.com .It's freakin sweet.I might get to go on field to meet the St.Louis Cardinals!If Mr.Walker likes my essay.We have to write about how incredible he is.I'm fucking serious.If you have that low of self esteem that you have to have people write about how great u are,see a therapist.Seriously,come on.I didn't ask out Jessica Reckert.Goodbye!Bye!

2006-05-03T15:35:00.000-07:00

Alright guys.First I would like to in vite you to go to my Myspace at www.myspace.com/emonick1 .It is really kool.Also starting tomorrow we will have a new segment called ''Gay GBA Game Of The Day.'' Also,if you are 18+ go to www.gabbysfreewebcam.com .You will like what you see.I can't go but you should.Be my friend on the myspace!Also,I will have a photo of myself on there and maybe on here.Matt Jones Is Gay.No,I didn't ask out Jessica Recket.I am thinking about Sarah Hake instead,but Rachel Moses is my one true love.I should meet some girl named Brittany at Ronnie's sunday.Well that's all I got for you today.BYE!

2006-05-01T14:05:00.000-07:00

OK guys something happened to me that touched me today.I'm not into that mushy gushy stuff but OK.My best friend Rachel Moses told me why I was on her top 8.It was so beautiful u have to read it.That's Rachel right there.She is beautiful.She is going out with Ben who is also a great guy.Anyway,there is this girl at my school named Sarah Humphreys,who hates me.But I'm trying to get on her good side by saying she was right,rap is awesome,even though it sux(rock rules!).I even thought about something really stupid.Anyway,I thought of the perfect way to get Jessica.Buy 2 tickets to the dance the dance and ask her to go.I gotta go.$1.00 MOVIES!BYE!

2006-04-28T14:07:00.000-07:00

I'm back!My computer was broken,but now it is fixed!Anyway,I have not asked out Jessica Reckert.Next week for sure.I was supposed to go to my friend Kohl's house but I talked back to my mom.She is kinda mean!(BE-OTCH!).It's weird,it seems like everyone else has a gf but me.I feel left out.It also seems like everyone is doing drugs or smoking,but that is thier problem,though I have smoked one or two times.I think women smoking is sexxy,and so does William H. Macy.I'm popular now,though which is pretty cool.Walker throughs fits like a baby,even though he is 48!Hey Rachel Moses,,my online bff,is really cute you should see her picture.That's it for know.I gotta go camping though I don't want 2!BYE!p.s.:Sorry for the wait.

2006-04-19T15:33:00.000-07:00

Today,I once again did not ask out Jessica Reckert,but I am not as mad at myself as I was yesterday.It's because she is always by her friends!They would laugh at me!I can't go through that!That's NUTS!Alas,I promise myself I might catch her tommorow.On another note,I would like to introduce you to a kid named Spencer Storz.This asshole thinks he is better than everyone else in every way.There is something wrong with everybody except him.Just because he is in Challenge,he is not smarter than anyone else.He said I complain too much.Well sorry,Mr.Storz,I believe that is my right as an American.He says I lied that I had 7 girlfriends,which I have so far.Mr. Storz,until you leave a comment on this blog,your a coward.Isn't that the funniest name,too,Spencer Storz?Just like the store!Well,thats all i got today.BYE!

2006-04-18T17:29:00.000-07:00

Well I am kind of mad at myself today for not having the courage to ask out Jessica Reckert.My friend called me a ''pussy'' for not doing it,and frankly,I couldn't agree more (though I told him that I couldn't get ahold of her!).I had recited what I was gonna say and everything.I think it was because she was by her friends that I didn't have the courage;they probaly would of convinced her not to go out with me.Alas,I am a coward.I am deeply ashamed of myself.But now I know what I must do.I have to ask her out by friday.If I don't,I will punish myself horribly.I was thinking about calling her,though I didn't because I don't think she knows I exist;though she looks at me in the hallway,and gives me what I think is a smile?.I dunno.Map testing started today.To get prepared,I stayed up till' 3:00 A.M. and didn't eat breakfast.I think I did ok though.Oh yeah my choir is going to a St.Louis Cardinals game on May 8.Stay tuned!My choir teacher,Mr. Walker,is a baby though(I just had to get that out!).Let's talk about American Idol.It was complete bullshit that Bucky Covington got elimnated!Oh,Paula is too nice,Randy is just a seat filler,and Simon rocks.We all hate Simon,but we love to hate him.Admit it,the show would be kinda boring without him.Oh,I am going for Kellie Pickler this season.She honestly isn't that good of a singer,but a lot of people feel sorry for her(me being one of those people!).Oh,and one more thing.April 20 is National Pot-Smoking day.Get your stashes ready!It was invented by potheads as a day where you get extra-high!In an unrelated story,President Bush has just announced he is taking an off day April 20 and bringing his family down to the ranch in Texas.Well,thats all I got for ya today.Oh wait,listen to From First To Last and any band from Victory Records.Sorry for posting so much.BYE!

2006-04-17T10:47:00.000-07:00

I assume I need to drop my nasty habit of posting so early in the day,but it is my blog,so I will post whenever the hell I want!Sorry for not posting yesterday,but I am christian,so I took off for an Easter holiday.I got $35.00 in all,which I want to spend on a skateboard,but she is making me spend it on my upcoming trip to Florida.Did you know we only get to go to one part of Disneyworld?That's bullshit!But,alas,I am also going to Seaworld so I need not be complaining...yawn...Sorry,I got NO SLEEP last night.Well, nervousness creeps upon me as I prepare for tomorrow where I ask the beautiful Jessica Reckert to go to the movies with me.It could go either way.Well, thats all I have for you today,so,bye!

2006-04-15T11:06:00.000-07:00

I realize it is quite early to write my latest entry,but I am very bored so I will do it anyway.Nothing happened today,as does most of my other days.I did,however,see Scary Movie 4.It was very funny.It was chock-full of celebritys,such as Dr.Phil,Shaquille O'Neal,Carmen Electra,Charlie Sheen,Chingy,and the Girls Next Door.It also starred,of course,Anna Farris and Regina King,who are the only actors to have starred in the previous three films in the Scary Movie series.I think this one was the best one ever.My favorite seen is when Charlie Sheen takes to much Viagra and gets an extra-large erection.I can't wait to get it on DVD.

2006-04-14T13:05:00.000-07:00

Today I did not do nothing much but sit around in the hot,dry,land they call Missouri.I will however,go to see Scary Movie 4 tonight though.They just keep getting better.I can't wait for Scary Movie 15!I am going with my best friend Blake,my brother Colten,and his friends Zack And Danny.I hate Danny.He is gay;though he is moving soon.Ahh,spring break.There is really nothing to do.Anyway,I gotta go.Bye!